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Blastoise Dad

reallybutteryants:


New favorite meme.

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chipsprites:

chipsprites:

Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are

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never stop dancing lil’ buddies

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this ones mad bc he wants to dance too but has no legs

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aztec420:

USE WISELY

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Anonymous said: how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????

bitrates:

First I

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Then I

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Finally I

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

kankri-vantas:

kawaiicreeper:

rolalipop:

Now I can wash my hands with the blood of my enemies.

i like how the dark blue one looks bigger and stronger

oMFG

ask-gallows-callibrator:

kankri-vantas:

kawaiicreeper:

rolalipop:

Now I can wash my hands with the blood of my enemies.

i like how the dark blue one looks bigger and stronger

oMFG

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thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

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bluedogeyes:

Dwayne Johnson visited Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show

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parkingstrange:

actualpoliceofficer:

parkingstrange:

simple-experience:

What IN THE NAME. dead.

why do people die when we follow them. are we going to jail for murder? :c

Yes. Please put your hands in the air and don’t make any sudden movements

parkingstrange:

actualpoliceofficer:

parkingstrange:

simple-experience:

What IN THE NAME. dead.

why do people die when we follow them. are we going to jail for murder? :c

Yes. Please put your hands in the air and don’t make any sudden movements

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

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jackpatllo:

Happy Birthday, Caiti!

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